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Funny Student Council Speec Quotes & Sayings
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I have a long way to go before I'd feel comfortable calling myself a musician. My dad taught me that you lay down a foundation and work really hard. I need to learn more. But I was built to be a student; to be a student is the whole point of being here.
Rashida Jones
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I met my wife Anne who was a sociology student, and her influence together with activities associated with the student movement of the time opened up my interests amongst other things into the theatre, art, music, politics and philosophy.
Paul Nurse
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TEACHER: If you had five apples on your desk & the Boy next to you took three, what would you have?...STUDENT: A Fight.
Olubayo Adebiyi
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Faulkner turned out to be a great teacher. When a student asked a question ineptly, he answered the question with what the student had really wanted to know.
Leslie Fiedler
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If some student came up and wanted to know where to study painting, you'd want to suggest someplace, but there's no place. I wouldn't know where to send a student to study.
Ad Reinhardt
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I felt slightly superior to student politics, for instance. I had no reason to think this, but I thought of myself as slightly more seasoned. I became quite cynical talking to my student friends.
Kazuo Ishiguro
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I had just arrived in New York from California. I was nineteen years old and excited beyond belief. I was an art student and an acting student and behaved as most young actors did - meaning that there was no such thing as a good actor, 'cause you yourself hadn't shown up yet.
Robert Redford
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Responsibility for learning belongs to the student, regardless of age.
Robert Martin
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Teacher: I beautiful. What tense is this? Student: obviously past tense.
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henry Youngman
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That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.
Unknown
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
A Whitney Brown
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Ritu Ghatourey
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I'm pretty sure that the horror/zombie film '28 Days Later' was actually written by a law student in reference to a JNOV.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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The purpose of education is to enlighten the student as to how to use their own mind, rather than to fill it with facts for a test.
Unknown
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I was probably a B student in high school, but it wasn't until I got to college that I said, 'Oh! This is what it's all about.' And then I became an A student. I studied journalism in college and that's what really kicked it into high gear for me.
Giuliana Rancic
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During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
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I'm not a bad student, my study breaks are just longer than my study time!
Unknown
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If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything and not have to know anything. Just say toxicology or marine biokinesis, and the person you're talking to will change the subject to himself. If this doesn't work, mention the neural synapses of embryonic pigeons.
Chuck Palahniuk
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