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Funny True Newspaper Articlese Newspaper Articles Quotes & Sayings
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The first trip was with my high school band and the second was a graduation gift to me and a few other guys playing over there in a big band setting. It was exciting seeing positive newspaper articles about my playing in Italy, receiving all sorts of accolades and feeling the excitement of interaction with the crowd. It was a tremendous rush, and it lit the fire.
Marion Meadows
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If information is true, if it can be verified, and if it's really important, the newspaper needs to be willing to take the risk associated with using unidentified sources.
Bob Woodward
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
Jerry Seinfeld
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I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country.
Jack Buck
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My school was so tough the school newspaper had an obituary section.
Norm Crosby
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The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey!
Mark Twain
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A newspaper is lumber made malleable. It is ink made into words and pictures. It is conceived, born, grows up and dies of old age in a day.
Jim Bishop
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he wont even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
Unknown
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It's nice to know about something as soon as it happens, and obviously a newspaper can't provide that.
Tabitha Soren
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Washington newspaper men know everything.
Buffalo Bill
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A newspaper is the lowest thing there is.
Richard J Daley
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I would rather exercise than read a newspaper.
Kim Alexis
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Impressionism is the newspaper of the soul.
Henri Matisse
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The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.
Stanislaw Lec
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Is the New York Times a Liberal Newspaper? Of course it is.
Daniel Okrent
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Homer is new this morning, and perhaps nothing is as old as today's newspaper.
Charles Peguy
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The newspaper is dying. I'm not sure there will be newspapers and its one business I'd never be in.
Sumner Redstone
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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
Thomas Jefferson
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With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying.
Bette Davis
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The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
Thomas Jefferson
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