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Funny When Life Keeps Knocking You Down Quotes & Sayings
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I wanna change the game in way where I'm not knocking nobody out of the way, not claiming to be the best at this or that, but just doing wonders with the gift I've been given.
Anthony Hamilton
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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Henny Youngman
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You've shown me feeling I've never felt before, we're making enemies knocking on the devils door.
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Toward the later days of Sabbath, instead of going in and knocking out what songs we did in rehearsal, we would polish them to death.
Geezer Butler
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You got cocaine eyes, you got speed freak jive, can't you hear me knocking on your window.
The Rolling Stones
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Wake up to the cleaning lady knocking and shit I close the door so I can bake up.
Wiz Khalifa
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Im not with them ni...s who be knocking girls up and skate out. Girl, you gotta think bout how the options weigh out.
J Cole
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Pa, he always said a man had to look spry for himself, because nobody would do it for him; your opportunities didn't come knocking around, you had to hunt them down and hog-time them.
Louis L'Amour
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You look at the fact that for millions of years species on earth have been developing and we've been knocking them off at like a hundred a day.
Jon Fishman
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Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
Clive James
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Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. Im nice to everyone but if you keep knocking on the devils door he's bound to answer someday.
Unknown
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What happened to knocking into a random girl in the street and getting talking, then taking her for dinner and calling her the next day?
Danny Worsnop
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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Emigration is no longer a solution; it's a defeat. People are risking death, drowning every day, but they're knocking on doors that are not open.
Tahar Ben Jelloun
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The reason I did the book about holidays is that you're a different person on holiday. You're sleeping somewhere unfamiliar, knocking about with people you've never met and for 10 days you're someone else. You're out of your comfortable zone.
Karl Pilkington
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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You think you're mad, too unstable. Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables. In a restaurant in a West End town call the police, there's a madman around.
Pet Shop Boys
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I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman.
Jimmy Swaggart
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