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Funny When Life Keeps Knocking You Down Quotes & Sayings
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When life gives you lemons, go find a kid with a paper cut and make his life miserable.
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If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...
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Dear parents, kocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking
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It's so ironic that it took so much time for people to realize your real value. They come knocking right when you have finally closed your door.
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
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Two prisoners whose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on the wall. The wall is the thing which separates them but is also their means of communication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.
Simone Weil
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You will never catch me knocking myself for not being perfect .
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I hate Halloween. Every year I get kids knocking my door dressed like skeletons asking me for food. I'm glad I don't live in Ethiopia.
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I wish that you'll come knocking on my door. I wish you would tell me that you love me some more. I wish you would say that things aren't like before. I wish you would explain that there's no one left to adore. But I really want to tell you that you're not who I thought you were.
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Matthew 7:7; Keep on asking, and you will receive what you ask for. Keep on seeking, and you will find. Keep on knocking, and the door will be opened to you.
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Since the old calendar is getting changed and a New Year is knocking the door, I wish happiness, prosperity, success, joy, love and smiles for you. Happy New Year!
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Obama specializes in knocking down straw men. I reject the view that says our problems will simply take care of themselves, he said, implying that's the view of Republicans. It's the view of almost no one.
Fred Barnes
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.
Jonah Hill
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Ho! Ho! Ho! It's Christmas time! May love, success, luck and friendship come knocking at your door throughout this Christmas season. Have a wonderful Christmas.
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Dwelling only creates a greater chance of long term failure. If the door is closed moved on. Don't stand there hopelessly knocking.
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At the moment, in Britain we're facing such enormous cutbacks in education programs and music programs and art programs that you feel you are knocking your head against a brick wall.
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Don't you get the idea I'm one of those goddam radicals. Don't get the idea I'm knocking the American system.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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