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Funny Christmas Eve Quotes & Sayings
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmastime.
Laura Ingalls Wilder
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
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This Christmas may Santa Claus get you lots and lots of gifts. May all those gifts be just want you always wanted. May all your wishes, dreams and desires come true this Christmas.
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
Arlo Guthrie
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Mankind is a great, immense family. This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.
Pope John XXIII
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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The season of joy is finally here, the season of belonging and fun, the season of warmth and hope, the season when everyone is one, it's the season of Christmas, Christmas is here!
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
Larry Wilde
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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Hoping everyone is with those they love tonight and throughout the Holidays. Merry Christmas, I am thinking of you.
Rob Lowe
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Christmas is the spirit of giving, without a thought of getting.
Thomas S Monson
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