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George Carlin Weather Quotes & Sayings
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I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it
George Carlin
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin
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The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
George Carlin
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It don't take a weather man to look around and see the weather, Jeb said he'd deliver Florida folks and boy did he ever, and we hold these truths to be self evident number one George W Bush is not president. Number two America isn't a true democracy. And number three the media is not fooling me.
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It don't take a weather man to look around and see the weather, Jeb said he'd deliver Florida folks and boy did he ever, and we hold these truths to be self evident number one George W Bush is not president. Number two America isn't a true democracy. And number three the media is not fooling me.
Ani Difranco
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Weather forecast? its LA! its gonna be hot and sunny all year long.be a weather man, check! - James
Big Time Rush
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There is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
John Ruski
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
George Carlin
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization
George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
George Carlin
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You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.
George Carlin
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Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.
John Ruskin
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
George Carlin
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Well, I'm kinda like George Carlin. I think that there ought to be a time where everybody should have all the drugs they want and there'd be nobody in charge, sort of like... now!
Paul Haggis
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Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
George Carlin
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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac
George Carlin
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
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