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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Unknown
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Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Clifton Paul Fadiman
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Stay off the crack. Drink a chocolate milk.
Charlie Sheen
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I milk this shit like cattle, that's my word like Scrabble.
Lil Wayne
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Rita Rudner
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If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.
Lalu Prasad Yadav
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I should have known better then to pour a bowl of cereal before checking the expiration date on the milk.
Unknown
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No use crying over spilled milk. But I will cry over melted ice cream.
Unknown
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Everybody goes through things in life, while you're crying over spilled milk someone is taking their last breath.
Unknown
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The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.
Ogden Nash
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You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
Hank Aaron
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It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice. -Ron Burgundy
Anchorman
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you think you've figured out everything, I think I know my geography pretty damn well. You say what you need so you'll get more. If you could just milk it for everything I've said what I said and you know what I mean but I can't still focus on anything.
Modest Mouse
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.
Unknown
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Ah, the water's as sterile as my milk-man trusting father. -Professor
Futurama
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Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar.
John Ciardi
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Your devotion is nothing more than cowardice. You would not be here if you had anywhere else to go. How am I to survive without you, when I need feeding every few hours? Who is to milk Nagini?
Lord Voldemort
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The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.
Calvin Trillin
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You can waste time crying over spilled milk, or you can simply wipe it up & keep moving.
Unknown
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There's no use crying over spilled milk. Unless you got punched in your breast so hard you started lactating.
Unknown
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