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Happy Mothers Day Funny Funny Quotes & Sayings
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May God bless all the Mothers that give of themselves and tend to their household needs before the needs of self. For they are there with comfort For each childs broken heart, bringing them to God in prayer, with His love to impart.
M S Lowndes
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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
Majel Barrett
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Bastille Day is just like the Fourth of July except it takes place in France and we don't care about it.
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We've still got a few days until Valentine's Day, so if you're secretly in love with me... Now is the time to speak up.
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Thanks to the catastrophic greenhouse effect, Labor Day no longer signifies the end of summer.
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I'm boycotting Bastille Day because I'm still upset about France not supporting a war we were totally wrong about.
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This Labor Day, let's salute American corporations for keeping the Chinese gainfully employed.
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This Boss's Day, I would like to say thank you for the job that gives me health insurance that covers my anxiety medication that I need to take because of this job.
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For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.
Bill Cosby
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Friendship Day is the perfect time to not reflect on the friends I've methodically erased from my life.
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Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.
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Even though you have free health care, I hope a firecracker doesn't blow off your thumbs this Canada Day.
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