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Happy Mothers Day Funny Funny Quotes & Sayings
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This Memorial Day weekend, it is important to remember those who lost their battle to be swimsuit-ready by summer.
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Let's spend Memorial Day weekend celebrating the fact that Osama Bin Laden is still dead.
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Some people think Boss's Day is a just a way to try to get in good with the boss. I promise I would never do that to anyone as smart, respected, and gifted as you. Have a great one.
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Take comfort this Labor Day in knowing the pressure to have fun this summer is finally over.
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Let's spend Memorial Day weekend damaging our bodies enough to ensure the military never wants us.
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In honor of Bastille Day, I promise not to mispronounce my many requests for a menage a trois.
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Labor Day is a great opportunity to reflect on what you failed to accomplish this summer.
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This Friendship Day, I promise to focus mostly on your good qualities when talking behind your back.
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For Grandparents Day, I'd like to take you to a nice restaurant that you can plunder for Sweet 'N Low packets.
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All I want for Fathers Day is a woman who'll help me reenact the activities that led to my becoming a father in the first place.
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The biggest honor I can bestow upon America this Memorial Day is not taking my shirt off.
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Labor Day is a fitting tribute to the contributions of American workers in industries other than those that recently destroyed America.
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Don't let the fact that Obama became president without having a father in his life make you feel unimportant this Father's Day.
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This Columbus Day, let's apologize for our historical mistreatment of American Indians by losing money at a tribal casino.
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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate pe..s wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds.
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Becoming a mother makes you the mother of all children. From now on each wounded, abandoned, frightened child is yours. You live in the suffering mothers of every race and creed and weep with them. You long to comfort all who are desolate.
Charlotte Gray
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Game of Thrones makes me happy I'm not that close with my family.
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
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I wish I could think of a positive point to leave you with. Will you take two negative points?
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