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Showing search results for "Health Care Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Some of the best health care services are free or cost very little and are even available to millionaires but hardly anyone knows they exist.
Matthew Lesko
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When I ran for Congress I promised to help make health care affordable again.
Bobby Jindal
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You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave all your MONEY behind.
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I hate to hear that you are sick. Please take care of your health. Get well soon and fill the air with your vibrancy and colors.
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You're too busy studying, taking care of others, trying to make them happy until you got no time for yourself. you're risking your health.
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As patients and consumers, we are better informed today about our health care than any previous generation.
Patricia Hewitt
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A modern health and social care system has to be completely focussed on the needs of its users.
Patricia Hewitt
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What are my sources of strength? My husband and my three kids, my health-care team, and my religion.
Geraldine Ferraro
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I will continue to support legislation that provides American families and Seniors affordable health care.
Ed Pastor
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Health care does not worry me a great deal. I've been impressed by some wonderful old people.
Graham Chapman
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There is just no reason why the richest nation in the world can't provide health care to all its people.
Christine Gregoire
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Rising health care spending occurs because it is beneficial, not a burden on the economy.
Robert Hall
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People who overly take care of their health are like misers. They hoard up a treasure which they never enjoy.
Laurence Sterne
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The execs don't care what color you are. They care about how much money you make. Hollywood is not really black or white. It's green.
Will Smith
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I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of every day - let the calendar take care of the years.
Ed Wynn
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Access to basic quality health care is one of the most important domestic issues facing our nation.
Ed Pastor
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In 2001, America 's hospitals provided nearly $21 billion in uncompensated health care services.
Gary Miller
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I am hopeful for the American people that we can actually improve the outlook for bringing down costs in health care.
Eric Cantor
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It is now time to reverse the trend we have seen developing over the years, that of beauty at all costs and health will take care of itself.
Bill Munson
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So I can't show you how, exactly, health care is a basic human right. But what I can argue is that no one should have to die of a disease that is treatable.
Paul Farmer
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