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Henny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Henny" sorted by relevance. 57 matching entries found.
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If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
Henny Youngman
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That was the first time I saw a horse start from a kneeling position!
Henny Youngman
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I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him.
Henny Youngman
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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Henny Youngman
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Henny Youngman
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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Henny Youngman
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This is an elegant hotel! Room service has an unlisted number.
Henny Youngman
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The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip.
Henny Youngman
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DJ put that record on. That's my song, that's my shit. Rocking Henny XO. All these ho.., on my d..k.
Dev
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There was a girl knocking on my hotel room door all night! Finally, I let her out.
Henny Youngman
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If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope.
Henny Youngman
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My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman
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How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'
Henny Youngman
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While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
Henny Youngman
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I'm anywhere the dope go, With my Henny and my 44, Wit' your shorty on my land line, I'm on the money every damn time.
French Montana
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My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.
Henny Youngman
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For ni...s caught at checkpoints, got heavy firearms. Fly and Henny'ed up, drivin like they wearin blindfolds.
Jean Grae
2 Likes
I cant feel the left side of my face stressful thoughts have been replaced with henny and coke and Jaeger.
Kid Cudi
19 Likes
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I wont be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
Henny Youngman
35 Likes
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Now I think Im cool cause I got a pair of sho... A mug dog, a jacket with a Polo logo. My cup always filled with Henny. So no Four Loko.
Mac Miller
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