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It's hilarious when school textbooks try too hard at being racially diverse. 'Brad, Latisha, Pablo and Kwan were doing a math problem...'
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This is my favorite time of year to be childless.
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A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays.
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I'd be much more into the office holiday party if my coworkers weren't invited.
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You can make even the dullest day so damn interesting with your bright smile and hilarious sense of humor. You are simply awesome to have around. Have a lovely birthday, amigo.
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There's no limit to the amount of company time I'd waste shopping for your holiday gift.
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You remind me of Santa in that you work about one day a year and spend the other 364 days judging.
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Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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I'm dreaming of a Christmas as white but not nearly as depressing as the Republican party.
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Super Troopers is hilarious. Everybody always thought we somehow - we did Reno way, way before any of us had seen Super Troopers. It sat on the shelf for a couple years.
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You would think that pot had some kind of power; I mean come on, it's a plant, not a reason for living. Controlled by a plant, how hilarious. A plant! A fu..ing plant!
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The quality of your Christmas gifts makes me wish Santa was real.
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, s.. raises some pretty good questions.
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Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
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Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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All I want for Christmas this year is the 2008 version of Obama.
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