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I Always Tell My Kids If You Lay Downund K Quotes & Sayings
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I grew up in a family where the internalized understanding was that the kids were going to grow up into a better world. I worry, because I don't think my kids are going to have that. The world is very scary. The world would be scary without the choices the current administration made, but they just exacerbated it. And it ticks me off. I want my kids to have a good life.
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.
Bill Maher
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It's not suppose to be this way. The artists, and the scientists, and the poets - none of them fitted in at 17. We're suppose to get passed it. Adults - they see kids killing kids, and they know it's a tragedy because they used to be those kids - the bullies, and the beaten, and the loners. We're supposed to get passed it. You're supposed to live long enough to take it back. Just take it back.
Mouth McFadden
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It wasn't supposed to be this way. The artists, and the scientists, and the poets...none of them fit in at seventeen. You're supposed to get past it. Adults, they see kids killing kids and they know its a tragedy because they used to be those kids. The bullies and the beaten and the loners. You're supposed to get past it. You're supposed to live long enough to take it back. Just take it all back.
Mouth McFadden
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Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met? Kids: Are you my daddy?
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Even a lot of kids who are gifted can be kids who feel like wimps or nerds.
Eric Wilson
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You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway.
Walt Disney
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Chuck E Cheese's is just a Casino for little kids!
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Let me tell you, I gotta bring some kids into this family, because we are really really tight. One day I'll have lots of kids running around.
Ciara
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She had the kids during the day and I would have them at night. That way they were never alone. I would put the kids to bed, and then I had nothing to do and nobody to talk to, so I would write.
Clive Cussler
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Is that romantic fantasy real? Um, after kids, no. Take the kids away, I don't know. Depends.
Robin Wright Penn
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The packaging has to really sell the product today, because kids can go out and buy a CD and then 10 kids can burn them. So you have to really be on your toes.
Jerry Only
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I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma. Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids.
Carrie Underwood
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Some kids play with toy soldiers. And some kids never grow up & end up playing with real ones.
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I grew up on the tennis court with lots of other kids. There were like 40 kids all afternoon and I was one of the youngest ones, so I always had to chase everybody to keep up.
Martina Hingis
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In 10 years, one of the hardest things kids will have to do, will be finding a user name that hasn't already been taken.
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I don't really want my kids going into the entertainment biz but as long as my husband & I just want healthy kids.
Vanessa Lachey
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Kids are so dynamic; if you're tired and you walk into a roomful of kids, your energy is brought up to their level.
Jenna Bush
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