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I M Short And Fat And Proud Of That Pooh Quotes & Sayings
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I've played so many historical characters because most horrible dictators are short, fat, middle-aged men.
Bob Hoskins
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
George Jefferson
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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Fat people fall faster but short people are closer to the ground so it all balances out in the end.
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How sweet to be a cloud floating in the blue! Every little cloud always sings aloud. How sweet to be a cloud floating in the Blue! It makes him very proud to be a little cloud.
Winnie The Pooh
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
Unknown
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In Hollywood if you're good looking, tall, have OK teeth and nice skin, the odds of being successful are great. If you're short and fat, it's a different story. But as long as you look like a leading man type, half your job is done already.
John Corbett
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I don't care if you're tall short slim fat black or white. If you respect me, I'll respect you too.
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No. I am not a royalist. Not at all. I am definitely a republican in the British sense of the word. I just don't see the use of the monarchy though I'm fierce patriot. I'm proud proud proud of being English, but I think the monarchy symbolizes a lot of what was wrong with the country.
Daniel Radcliffe
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
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I have tattoos, so I'm a trouble maker. I have curves, so I'm fat. If I wear makeup, I'm fake. If I say what I think, I'm a bi.... If I cry some times, I'm a drama queen. If I have guy friends, I'm a slut. If I stand up for myself, I'm mouthy. Seems like you can't do anything now a days without being labeled. So what, go ahead and label me, see if I give a fu..kk . Re-post this if you're proud of who you are!
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
Joe Viterelli
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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