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If Im Being Sarcastic Please Dont Take Offense It Quotes & Sayings
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If you take photographs, dont speak, dont write, dont analyse yourself, and dont answer any questions.
Robert Doisneau
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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If you dont like me then you dont like me. I dont need to know an explanation because Idgaf.
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My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean, I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
Kurt Cobain
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I dont have scales any more and I dont weigh myself. I would urge women everywhere to throw out their scales. Even when I go to the doctors office Im like, Dont tell me. Just write it on your chart and dont tell me. It does you no good to know.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Please dont make me expect. Please dont lead me on. Please dont leave me hanging. Please dont hurt me.
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I keep it real, I dont sugar coat, I dont lie and I dont hold back what I have to say. If everyone did this, the world would be a much better place. But because people dont, everyone is living in a fantasy world, and they dont know the truth.
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Where's your gavel? Your jury? What's my offense this time?
Paramore
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Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense.
Austin O'Malley
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The triangle is a foundation to an offense.
Bill Cartwright
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Here's to the girls that dont wake up with perfect hair. Who dont mind eating a big mac instead of a salad. Who dont wear 50 pounds of make up. Who'd rather spend the day in sweat pants than jeans. Who love the comfort of t shirts. Who dont get all the guys. Who arent 'popular' but feel like it with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who arent afraid to break a nail. Who dont always get what they want. Who dont need a guy to tell them their beautiful. Here's to the girls that are just like me.
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When I do photo shoots for mens magazines, I dont do lingerie, I dont do skimpy bikinis because I feel like, for young women, setting the standard of you can be s..y as hell, but you dont have to have your a.. hanging out. Just me personally, I just dont feel that its necessary to project s..y. I feel like I can project that from the inside out. I can wear something a little s..y, but I dont need to take it to that next level.
Meagan Good
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We should be too big to take offense and too noble to give it.
Abraham Lincoln
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He who pardons easily invites offense.
Pierre Corneille
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He who forgives readily only invites offense.
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No offense, but you are a stupid asshole. -Ron Burgundy
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Our offense is like the pythagorean theorem: There is no answer!
Shaquille O'Neal
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I've never liked the press part of it (no offense), but it comes with the job.
Devon Sawa
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Im not a fancy person. I love small spaces. I like tiny cars. I dont buy things, aside from music and books. I dont get loads of attention and maybe its because Im kind of boring. I dont think Im boring, but I have different interests. I dont go out much, not because Im hiding but because Im not a big drinker. I go out and have a good time, I go to concerts and stuff.
Ellen Page
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Witticisms please as long as we keep them within boundaries, but pushed to excess they cause offense.
Phaedrus
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