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Im Selling My Facebook Account Friends Included Quotes & Sayings
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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Oh, it's sunny outside. I better update my Facebook status for all of my friends that don't have windows.
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I'm going to change my Facebook name to Benefits so when you add someone it'll say 'You are now friends with benefits!'
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Dear future husband, I refuse to be one of those couples that has a joint Facebook account.
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Adding friends is not a race. 100 friends is ok. 300 is great. But 3000? Unless you are looking for a crowd to feed with two fish and five slices of bread.
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It shocks me when I see old fake a.. friends adding me on facebook. I just hit the DENY button I don't need fake people in my life.
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I secretly like days when none of my Facebook friends have birthdays.
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I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what I want to post.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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Some people seriously need to get off Facebook and make some real friends. Stop complaining about your life, no one cares.
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Delete me , Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours... Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend.
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The United States as usual has a sizable deficit in the current account of its balance of payments, trade account and other current accounts, current account items.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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I don't need a certain number of friends, just a number of friends I can be certain of.
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It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window.
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Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
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I decided to cancel my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.
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WELCOME TO FACEBOOK; The place where people add you as a friend & walk past you in the street. Where relationships are perfect, affairs are started, & liars believe they are telling the truth. Your enemies visit your profile the most, yet your friends & family block you, & even though you write what you are really thinking, someone always takes it the wrong way, & people think your status is about them.
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Our theory is, if you need the user to tell you what you're selling, then you don't know what you're selling, and it's probably not going to be a good experience.
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I wouldn't dream of selling my work. I give them to friends, to charities.
Rod Taylor
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