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Its Okay Pee In Mommy Quotes & Sayings
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The best s.. education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.
William Masters
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A half a million dollars worth of crack money. Wrap your parents up, now you got a black mommy.
2 Chainz
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I've been standing in the bathroom at the doctors office trying to pee in a cup for an hour. I literally cannot make myself go...Wtf!
Frankie Muniz
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Your daddy is a wine, and your mommy's quite insane. From altar boy to sewer rat, you don't give a damn.
Megadeth
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I really want my mom to find a nice older man but I don't trust these fu..ers I'm over protective of my mommy.
Amber Rose
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Man made to suffer and woman to feel pain. Dey .... mi mommy mi sister I say oh what a shame.
Capleton
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Being Captain of the Dodgers meant representing an organization committed to winning and trying to keep it going. We could have won every year if the breaks had gone right.
Pee Wee Reese
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Yeah my son is rich, but youre a self b*tch, ooh you make me itch. You dont respect me, Im his mommy
Mama Jones
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I'm forbidden fruit. Once you go to certain households, mommy doesn't want you to see that dirty man who sticks his tongue out and spits out blood and all that stuff.
Gene Simmons
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Some people need to grow up you're supposed to be independent in a couple years mommy and daddy arent gonna be there to hand you hundreds forever.
Unknown
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There was no kneeling, there was no ring, no nothing. This is an awful engagement story. What I'm I going to say to my kids? Well, mommy really wanted to get married, so daddy said, alrighty. So un-romantic.
Charlotte York
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They have the big ferris wheel and we've been out of town for two months, so he just was like, 'Mommy I want to go to Toys R Us and I don't care if you have a movie coming out and all that.' He was just being a kid. But I had to allow him to have that moment.
Nia Long
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Get out of bed to pee or stay in bed where I'm comfortable? Just another one of life's many tough decisions..
Unknown
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If you rush in and out of the clubhouse, you rush in and out of baseball.
Pee Wee Reese
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Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met? Kids: Are you my daddy?
Don't Be A Menace
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Hollering at this Japanese Girl, Asian Mommy. But its too soon for Japanese Girls? Too Tsunami?
Childish Gambino
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Vince is the funniest person I've ever worked with in my entire life. There were days when we were shooting things, I would laugh so hard it would ruin the take, and I was afraid I was going to pee on myself, it was so funny.
Reese Witherspoon
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E3 skin is dry from dehydration and irritated from thick makeup. 5 hour live show = no time to pee so no one drinks water for a week prior.
Morgan Webb
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There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
Unknown
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I'm a Mommy's Girl, the strongest influence in my young life was my mom.
Susie Bright
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