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Kevin Hart Jokesng To Girlfr Quotes & Sayings
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This is one Hart that you will not leave in San Francisco.
Gary Hart
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You see, the way my bank account is set up...
Kevin Hart
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Theres no such thing as a bad idea to a coke-head. Everything is the shit. Thats why coke-head always dance. You ever notice that? No matter what you say to a coke-head.all coke-heads hula-hoop, I dont know why.
Kevin Hart
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Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That's scary as hell because that's her way of telling me that from this point on, she is not responsible for none of her actions.
Kevin Hart
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When I left, I took all the backs to her earrings, yeah I don't want the earrings I just want the backs. You could put them on but your'e gonna f*cking lose them without the backs. I suggest you buy a pack of pencils and get it poppin with those f*cking erasers b*tch!
Kevin Hart
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Spell Long d..k; L...O...d..k. Alright alright alright!
Kevin Hart
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Yeah! Real ni...s. ALL day! Just me. By myself. On the block. Holdin it down. Gun in my waist. Straight face. All day. Not a game. In jail. By myself. 1 bed. No pillow case. 1 pillow. Didnt nobody write me. It was early. Woke up. Went back to sleep. Took a nap. You ever go night night ni...?
Kevin Hart
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Where da LAP TOP AT, where da LAP TOP AT!
Kevin Hart
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My ranch William S. Hart Park is for the benefit of the American Public of every race and creed.
William S Hart
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But even after the first week, when Hart got out of the presidential race because of the Washington Post's threat to reveal a long-term relationship Hart had apparently been having with a prominent Washington woman, the media continued to embellish my past.
Donna Rice
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You wanna go night night ni...? Everybody go night night ni...!
Kevin Hart
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It's weird. Prior to having my first record, Corey Hart was just my name.
Corey Hart
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I'm just gonna go to Kevin-land or Pereir-o-rama and enjoy myself. It's in here, Morgan. YOU'RE NOT INVITED. YOU DON'T HAVE A SEASON PASS.
Kevin Pereira
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I'm Owen Hart and I have my own identity and my own style.
Owen Hart
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I knew that the show was coming and they wanted me to have a co-host. And so I asked Mary Hart and she was one of the first. Before that it was Sarah Purcell then Cindy Garvey.Then Mary Hart, then Cindy Garvey again here in New York, then Anne Abernathy and then Kathy Lee, who stayed 15 years. And now Kelly has been there eight.
Regis Philbin
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Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfu..ing business bi..., you lil' stupid bi... , dumb teacher bi..., 2+2 not knowin' what the fu.. it is bich, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot a.. bi..., long titty no nipple havin' a.. bich! An the crazy shit its my friends in the background OHHHH OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT ' HAVE NO NIPPLES! Igot suspended an an asswhoopin' when I got home my mom said I told you to say 2 cuss words your said... 76 of em.
Kevin Hart
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One of these days, I'm going to look down at your grave and it's going to say, here lies Bret the Hitman Hart, the biggest piece of crap that ever walked the face of the earth. And the reason he's laying here is because Steve Austin whipped his pink and black a.. and that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so. (To Bret Hart)
Stone Cold Steve Austin
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Kevin was my roommate all of last year and hes a great friend and a great teammate and Im very happy for him and his family and this is what we dreamed of at UCLA and it happened for us both. Im real happy for Kevin.
Russell Westbrook
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They are two good guys. I talked to Kevin Durant before the draft and he was real happy for me, congratulating me and things like that. Kevin Durant was the rookie of the year last year and Im looking forward to getting him shots, getting him open and making him a better player.
Russell Westbrook
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Whenever you hear that Kevin Spacey is producing a project and he is going to be very in touch and work closely with that project, it is kind of like it doesn't matter what it is, right after that you're very interested. I sat down with the writer-director and my first question was "Where did this come from?" You start having fun with directors, you have to feel like you can relate to them or at least be on the same level in terms of understanding the project and the material. You have to be sort of one with it; and he was. Then, I sat down with Kevin Spacey and Dana Brunetti, who produced it as well, who is fantastic.
Nikki Reed
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