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Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam Hussein. I don't know anything about explosives, but, my God, do those things even need to explode?
David Letterman
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We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector.
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A man may fall many times, but he won't be a failure until he says that someone pushed him.
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A man may fall many times, but he won't be a failure until he says that someone pushed him.
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I was once involved in a same-s.. marriage. There was the same s.. over and over and over.
David Letterman
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President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't pronounce Schwarzenegger.
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Humans are the only animal who can have s.. over the phone.
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Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard.
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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
David Letterman
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President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?
David Letterman
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Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.
David Letterman
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Hey, you know what, I've gotta go on that 'Letterman' show. That show is so lame.
Al Gore
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
David Letterman
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Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
Elmer G Letterman
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Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban on gay marriages. I'm telling you this guy has more positions than Paris Hilton.
David Letterman
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I've been been on the cover of TV Guide, on every single talk and entertainment show except Letterman. It's interesting being older and dealing with this kind of success. I'm more appreciative of it now, and I don't take it for granted.
John Stamos
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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
David Letterman
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
David Letterman
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
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Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.
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