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Lie Joke Quotes & Sayings
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A lie is still a lie, regardless of the reason behind it. You can say you did it for a good cause but the point is, you still did it.
Unknown
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Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.
William Feather
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To Live signifies to believe and hope - to lie and to lie to oneself.
Emile M Cioran
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When you're honest from the beginning you don't have to lie to cover up the lie you already told. Honesty is the best policy.
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Jimmy says he'll never tell a lie. Well, I lie all the time. 1 have to - to balance the family ticket.
Lillian Gordy Carter
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A lie cant be covered by another lie. As it stacks up one after another, things just get more and more complicated.
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I try to lie as much as I can when I'm interviewed. It's reverse psychology. I figure if you lie, they'll print the truth.
River Phoenix
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The years be-lie we lived the lie, I love you 'til the day I die.
Queen (band)
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I never lie to any man because I don't fear anyone. The only time you lie is when you are afraid
John Gotti
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I have learned that their are 3 major sins, To lie, to cheat, and to steal. If you are to lie, Lie to save a friend. If you are to cheat, Cheat Death. And if you are to steal, steal the Heart of someone you love.
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But I know newspapers. They have the first amendment and they can tell any lie knowing it's a lie and they're protected if the person's famous or it's a company.
Steve Wozniak
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Men lie, women lie, but not the numbers I make.
Tyga
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I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.
John Gotti
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You know, there's a big lie in this business. The lie is that it's okay to go out in flames. But that doesn't do anybody much good. I may be wrong, but I think Hendrix was trying to come around.
Stevie Ray Vaughan
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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Guys lie with their eyes, while girls lie with their ears.
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The continued utterance of a lie does not make it true, but it does convince many that it is, particularly if you can squelch most efforts to expose the lie.
Shapley R Hunter
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If we often lie, either with another or with ourselves....we have trained ourselves to disbelieve our own reality. The real reason we should not lie is for building trust with ourselves.
Dallas Roberts
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If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
Joel McHale
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We lie loudest when we lie to ourselves.
Eric Hoffer
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