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Lying Fat Cows Quotes & Sayings
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Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
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Yo momma's so fat when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
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Did you see his face? Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass.
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Junk food being cheap and gym memberships being expensive are the reasons why we are getting fat.
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I'll miss you like a fat kid misses chocolate cake during his week of fat camp!
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Your momma's so fat, once she jumped in the water, and everyone ran out yelling, 'Tsunami!'
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Your mama's so fat when she walked by a construction site they used her as a wrecking ball.
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Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.
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Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change.
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Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
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My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat.
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It's okay to be a fat man. It's prestige and power and all of that. But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.
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Yo momma's so fat her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
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Yo mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said, 'we don't do curtains.'
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Yo momma's so fat, she could sell shade.
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Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way.
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Only in America are "poor" people fat.
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Yo momma so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.
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Bored as a fat person without food...
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Can fat people go skinny dipping?
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