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Monday Morning Swear Jar Quotes & Sayings
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Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.'
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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.
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Monday Night Football. That was everything to me because you get a chance to show everybody what you're capable of. It's only two teams on that Monday night.
Jerry Rice
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It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...
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Dear Lord, I thank You for the Grace of being alive this morning; I thank You for the sleep that has refreshed me; I thank You for the chance to make a new beginning.
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Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is.
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Monday is a hard way to spend one-seventh of your life.
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I got 99 problems and they're all due Monday.
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Well, people got attatched. Once you cut the umbilical cord they attatched to the other things. Sight, sound, s.., money, mirages, mothers, mastur......, murder, and Monday morning hangovers.
Charles Bukowski
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I obviously take a lot of pride in what I do on the football field, because that has the ability to influence a lot of people. That puts smiles on people's faces. That gives people a pep in their step on Monday morning when they go back to work.
Drew Brees
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that cellular will be the death of us. I swear, I swear.
Nevershoutnever
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from "Thank God it's Friday" to "Thank God it's Monday." If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
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I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
Ann Diehl
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Monday reminds me of how important it is to choose a job you love. Life is for living, not for being miserable at work!
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I like my women like I like my weekend - short, filled with liquor and gone by Monday.
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I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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our blessing starts when we wake up in the morning.... with the sun shining bright telling you welcome to a new morning and a new day.
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Morning by itself signifies a new beginning. So this morning start by forgiving yourself for all the mistakes you made yesterday and look forward to a promising day that lies ahead of you. Have a good morning!
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