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My Dad Told My Mom He W Quotes & Sayings
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You ask more questions than a parent, I have a mom and dad and I don't need another.
Unknown
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I remember I was in high school and it was very late at night. I was in the middle of watching It's a Wonderful Life and my dad came downstairs and wanted me to go to bed. But after he found out that I hadn't seen it before, he told me I had better stay up and watch it. So I stayed up until dawn, with my dad, watching the movie while it snowed outside. It was a beautiful moment and is something that really stands out in my mind. I'll cherish that moment forever.
Jeremy Piven
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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My mom was a dancer, my dad's a singer and I've always had that kind of music in my life.
Elvis Stojko
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Whats next? National mom and dad still married day? fu.. the world.
Unknown
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've sick mom, With a fu..ed dad. Dealing with your lies. Dead bodies everywhere.
Korn
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Gonna kill my mom and dad. I won't be sad about it, cause they treat me bad.
The Ramones
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Studies show that children best flourish when one mom and one dad are there to raise them.
John Boehner
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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are s..y, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
Tim Allen
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My mom always told me the best way to appreciate something is to be without for a while...
Unknown
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My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
Pauly Shore
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Dad and mom would have preferred that I be a doctor, a lawyer, a scientist, or a great humanitarian.
Levon Helm
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Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
Lynn Johnston
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Dear Mom & Dad, thank you for all the good things you've done for me, I can never thank you enough.
Unknown
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My guess is my brother would call his mom and his dad pretty regularly, a lot more than I probably did.
Jeb Bush
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My dad's an architect and my mom owned a French bakery for twelve years.
Alison Lohman
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Mom, dad...don't worry. EVERYONE failed that test...
Unknown
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My mom and dad met at UCLA when he as a captain in the Air Force and she was in her junior year.
Tracy Austin
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My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!
Meg Cabot
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When dad told me Mr Steptoe had passed away, I broke down.
Louise Brown
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