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My Dog Is Incredibly Phony Quotes & Sayings
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I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog's name. Then I said, 'Does he bite?' She said, 'No.' And I said, 'Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?' Liar.
Demetri Martin
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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I ain't did nothing judge, I blame it on that choppa dog, I'm talkin to the jury but you talkin to tha doctor dog.
Gucci Mane
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Groucho Marx
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The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
James Thurber
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Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Henry Wheeler Shaw
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And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was her dog. And one of my duties going on the tour was to take care of it.
Mel Tillis
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I had such a close relationship with my dog, and my dog so filled the need in my life to have children that I just wanted Cathy to have that experience.
Cathy Guisewite
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It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.
Jake Gyllenhaal
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Don't try and tell me Green Day are punk. They're not, they're plonk and they're bandwagoning on something they didn't come up with themselves. I think they are phony.
John Lydon
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It doesn't matter that the way of life shown by Hollywood was phony. It helped you hope.
Manuel Puig
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Turning the Internet over to the U.N. or some other phony international organization would be a disaster, and I am not willing to stand by and let it happen.
John Doolittle
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Some records with drum machines on them sound phony and plastic. It all depends on how you use the tools.
Don Henley
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All the women in the world want a phony rock star who plays guitar.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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If somebody doesn't have enough judgment to be able to look at plastic surgery and realize how phony it is, then they can't be helped.
Brian Austin Green
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You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'
Lewis Grizzard
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Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make it look like the dog did it.
Unknown
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I'm gettin money catch me in yo hood dog bussin down the chickens and I did it for the hood dog.
OJ Da Juiceman
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If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble. Because I'm all over that dog, all the time
Maria Sharapova
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Politics are not my concern . . . They impressed me as a dog's life without a dog's decencies.
Rudyard Kipling
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