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My Kids Firstday In Preschool For Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money aint got none.
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I want to have 3 kids and name them Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they fu.. up I will just hit them all at once.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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On the one hand, people think they own kids; they feel that they have the right to tell the kids what to do. On the other hand, people envy kids. We'd like to be kids our whole lives. Kids get to do what they do. They live on their instincts.
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It doesn't even matter what it is. It's automatically cool if it Glows in the dark.
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I bet plants go like 'Weeeeeeeee!' whenever they're swallowed by a giraffe.
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That awkward moment when your mom is washing the dishes, and you put one in the sink.
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I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, 'I want a bunch of kids. I want three kids or four kids, and I want to have that relationship again.' I can't bring my mom back, but I can have children.
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Whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you?
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I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher.
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That pedophile moment when you see a little kid and think: Damn, that kids going to be really hot when he gets older.
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I remember really bonding with the first generation kids, the Chinese Canadian kids, and in high school bonding with the Latin kids and the East Indian kids. It was very interesting because it made me open to lots of musical sounds.
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Facebook is now basically like watching a long series of commercials while my high school friends try to show me pictures of their kids.
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Ever notice when your eating cereal, the back of the box suddenly becomes super interesting?
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Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri-Sun doesnt have a straw. Thats when the sh*t hits the fan!
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10 year old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morning cartoons.
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