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My Precious Monkey Quotes & Sayings
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Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Winston Churchill
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The president is here, strong and firm as a monkey's tail.
Jean Claude Duvalier
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I confess freely to you, I could never look long upon a monkey, without very mortifying reflections.
William Congreve
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.
Alicia Silverstone
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There are only 2 types of computers in the world: Those that waste your precious time and those that waste your precious time faster.
Unknown
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An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin
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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey
Mark Twain
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
H L Mencken
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey.
Russell Banks
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
ZZ Top
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Even though we're tiny bi...es I don't give a shit. I will fu..ing attack you like a squirrel monkey.
Snooki
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
ZZ Top
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I love Bali! Saw a beautiful temple, cliffs, monkey family's and a bunch more!
Jayde Nicole
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Born of a fallen rib from the monkey's womb. Overcooked by cathode rays evolved to consume.
Angelspit
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Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.
Doug Coupland
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Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Tanya Bianco
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As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I've never been afraid of hurting myself or a little physical discomfort.
Rachel Weisz
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A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop.
Robert Hughes
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