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New Years Groucho Marx Quotes & Sayings
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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Do you mind if I don't smoke ?
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Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, Yes, you know he is a crook.
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
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No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early.
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I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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