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Not My Monkey Not My Circus Quotes & Sayings
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People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh.
Lorne Michaels
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The Rock thinks you can suck on a monkey's nipple.
The Rock
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If hooking a car battery up to a monkey's brain will help find the cure for AIDS and save somebody's life, I have two things to say... the red is positive and the black is negative.
Nick Dipaolo
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I helped Del's mouse become a circus mouse. Gonna live in a mouse city. Down in...
John Coffey
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I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we should hail those men as the kings they are.
Angie Stone
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I took my kid to the circus. 'How do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' 'It's easy, honey, they nail his feet to the pedals, and they beat the crap out of him. He's not riding; he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.'
Robert Schimmel
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What's a king without a crown, ni...? What's a circus without you clown ni...s? What's a brick from an outta-town ni...? When you flood and you can drown ni...s?
Pusha T
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What is it with the animals with the bikes? I took my daughter to the circus. She said: 'Daddy, how do they teach a bear how to ride a bike?' I said: It's easy, they nail his feet to the pedals and they beat the shit out of him. He's not riding, he's running. He just happens to be attached to the bike.
Robert Schimmel
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So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a giant and he brings the giant to a circus where he meets a Miss Calloway. He sees the woman of his dreams and I am the only one who knows who she is.
Danny DeVito
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If I shot my full load with the first hand I played. I'd be a monkey in a box hangin' with the David Blaines. I be swimmin' with the sharks, mouths full of razor blades but I'm not, I got out of that game.
Sage Francis
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Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, "The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind."
Donald Rumsfeld
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Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
Paris Hilton Paris Hilton
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I've had 79 to 80 years of show business. I started when I was 5 with a man called Tom Mix. I didn't have time to go to school because I was in silent movies, I was in radio, I was in burlesque, I worked with the circus. I'm all show business!
George Sidney
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I probably worked every single entertainment medium, including some that don't exist. I worked the circus, carnival, I had my own medicine show, I worked 18 years of radio.
Al Lewis
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In January of 1995, my family and I moved to Seattle. Pearl Jam did the first of their live radio broadcasts, Monkey Wrench Radio, along with many other Seattle musicians.
Jack Irons
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A person who misses a chance and the monkey who misses its branch can't be saved
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3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree discussing things as they are set to be. Said one to the others now listen you two...there's a strange rumor that can't be true They say man was descended from our noble race but the very idea is a big disgrace. No monkey ever deserted his wife or her baby to ruin their lives.
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out came Mankind!
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Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey Shore.
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