TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Oatmeal Cookies Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Oatmeal Cookies" sorted by relevance. 60 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Silly
Food
Trust
Funny Marathon
Pornography
Keeping It Real
Funny
Sister
Kids
Language
Short Christmas
Astrology
Funny Fortune Cookie
Optimism
War
Sesame Street
Friday After Next
Life
Suffering
Show more
Coping
People
QUOTES
Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.
Edward Abbey
2 Likes
Astrology quotes
Sponsored Links
You bad, but Nicki is badder Step ya cookies up, go get you a ladder.
Nicki Minaj
25 Likes
I can't wait for Christmas time, with Christmas cookies & stockings & the family movies...Cuddle whether the whole sshaabaam!
Unknown
5 Likes
If you think your life is stupid, try typing fortunes for fortune cookies as a career.
Unknown
17 Likes
Funny Fortune Cookie quotes
Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.
Barbara Jordan
19 Likes
Sponsored Links
My cookies drown like moons too, my regal look like prune juice, why should I be bishop, I'm drizzled, I got my own juice.
Young Dro
7 Likes
I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework.
Vanna White
1 Likes
I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility.
Don Young
2 Likes
There is a peculiar burning odor in the room, like explosives. the kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun.
Alison Lurie
1 Likes
I'm lucky because I have a job I love. I really miss being away from home, being in my own bed, seeing my animals and siblings, having my moms cookies. I have a couple cats. I got a kitten about a year ago and now Im going on the road so I wont see him for a while. I feel bad.
Michelle Branch
38 Likes
Sponsored Links
Baking is how you start kids at cooking in the kitchen. It's fun whether it's baking bread or cookies. With baking, you have to be exact when it comes to ingredients.
Sandra Lee
3 Likes
One of life's best coping mechanisms is to know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem. If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you've got a problem. Everything else is an inconvenience. Life is inconvenient. Life is lumpy. A lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat and a lump in the breast are not the same kind of lump. One needs to learn the difference.
Robert Fulghum
10 Likes
Optimism quotes
There is a peculiar burning odor in the room, like explosives. the kitchen fills with smoke and the hot, sweet, ashy smell of scorched cookies. The war has begun.
Alison Lurie
2 Likes
War quotes
COOKIES!!! UMM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM!!!
Cookie Monster
70 Likes
Sesame Street quotes
ni..., I'm Santa Claus; where the fu.. the milk and cookies?
Santa Claus
49 Likes
Friday After Next quotes
Sponsored Links
One of life's best coping mechanisms is to know the difference between an inconvenience and a problem. If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you've got a problem. Everything else is an inconvenience. Life is inconvenient. Life is lumpy. A lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat and a lump in the breast are not the same kind of lump. One needs to learn the difference.
Robert Fulghum
18 Likes
Life quotes
Suffering quotes
Optimism quotes
Coping quotes
Number one, I absolutely love making chocolate chip cookies. I mean, it's fun. It's exciting. Beyond the fact that I love making them, I love eating them.
Debbi Fields
11 Likes
Selling cookies helped me to realize that you needed to have a certain way to communicate with people. You also needed business skills. You knew you needed to sell a certain amount of boxes, so that gave me some business sense.
Maria Bartiromo
0 Likes
People like a woman who drinks her scotch straight. People like a woman who serves milk and cookies. But they don't like a woman who does both (commenting on Hillary Rodham Clinton's image).
Peggy Upchurch
0 Likes
People quotes
If I'm teaching girls that do love to make cookies and do love fashion, that they can use math as a part of that, you think that's me saying, come on girls you belong in the kitchen, you belong shopping? Or, do you think it's me showing them how math is part of all their life, even the part they thought it had nothing to do with?
Danica McKellar
15 Likes
1
2
3
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 07
Being A Father
Being Nervous
Boys
Broken Friendship
Broken Trust
Classroom
Cute Missing You
Distance
Emo
Eternity
I Miss You
Im Me
Information
Missing Old Friends
Performance
Raksha Bandhan
Security
Self-harm
Thinking Of Him
Ungrateful
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™