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Old Age Funny One Line Quotes & Sayings
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I shall not grow conservative with age.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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Old wine and friends improve with age.
Italian Proverb
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Our age knows nothing but reaction, and leaps from one extreme to another.
Reinhold Niebuhr
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Old age comes on suddenly, and not gradually as is thought.
Emily Dickinson
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Age is a bad traveling companion.
English Proverb
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To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Bernard M Baruch
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Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.
Lionel Blair
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The freethinking of one age is the common sense of the next.
Matthew Arnold
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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
Oscar Wilde
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Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life.
Chamfort
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Old age is not a joy, but death is not a gain.
Russian Proverb
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A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
Unknown
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The greatest problem about old age is the fear that it may go on too long.
A J P Taylor
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The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.
Francois La Rochefoucauld
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The parents age must be remembered, both for joy and anxiety.
Confucius
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A weakness of this age is our inability to distinguish our needs from our greeds.
Unknown
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Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect.
Earl Wilson
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Try to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.
George Sand
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Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
Kathy Lette
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How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You could look it up.
Casey Stengel
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