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One Line Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Ha ha ha, I like to joke, got a sense of humor? Still face, play me short like an oompa loompa. You ain't gotta screw up your face in front of the kids won't you lighten up like Michael did?
Kendrick Lamar
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Everyone recognizes that's a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn't affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don't affect the aggregate value of the firm.
Merton Miller
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I always make this joke that I know you were expecting to see the big skirts and the hoops. But that was a long time ago. Artists aren't always seen as real people. If you start out as a teenager, sometimes people want to keep you locked as that. But I'm a woman now.
Jody Watley
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Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
Dwight Schrute
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The bottom line in all of this seems to say, there's no right and wrong way.
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If there is the new way, I'll be the first in line. But, it better work this time.
Megadeth
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When they came to you for your line, you had to be ready and you had to get it in one.
June Foray
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Theres a thin line between 'doing anything for someone' and 'being taken advantage of.'
Unknown
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I'm on the front line and I am a rapper.
Ice T
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I always do the first line well, but I have trouble doing the others
Moliere
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If you believe in a cause, you must be willing to put yourself on the line for that cause.
Adam Clayton
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I want to have my own line and collection.
Christian Siriano
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I'm through with standing in line to clubs we'll never get in.
Nickelback
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They're forming in a straight line.
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
Unknown
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May changing your Facebook relationship status as an April Fool's joke not cause the end of your relationship.
Unknown
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
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Gene Autry was the most. It may sound like a joke - Go and have a look in my bedroom, It's covered with Gene Autry posters. He was my first musical influence.
Ringo Starr
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Life is boring if you don't laugh, joke around and be little crazy every now and then. At the end of the day it's about being happy.
Unknown
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