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Peeing On Toilet Seat Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Peeing On Toilet Seat" sorted by relevance. 322 matching entries found.
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Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Eric Carr
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Soul is the joint rolled up in toilet paper.
Funkadelic
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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'So lovely of you to leave wee on the toilet sea.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Daphne Zuniga
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
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My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.
Alexa Vega
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
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I always have my best thoughts on the toilet, so thats where that sage wisdom was coming from.
Charlie Day
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My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
Unknown
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May your summer be like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful.
Unknown
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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
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Shittin on you bi...es, now let me flush the toilet and wipe my ass.
Lil Wayne
24 Likes
Toilet brushes got it rough. Mad respect. Do your thing and keep your chin up.
Unknown
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I tell ya, Edith, when a plumber's business goes into the toilet you're sitting pretty.
Archie Bunker
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I am on my shit I need a pamper on toilet paper on the side for example homey.
Tity Boi
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It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
George Lindsey
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Well, I've thought many times when my career was in the toilet, that I was going to have to seriously consider getting another job, I don't know what I'd do.
Aaron Eckhart
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He who placed me in this seat will keep me here.
Elizabeth I
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