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Pigeon Joke By Denni Quotes & Sayings
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon or three normal-sized billiard balls.
Terry Pratchett
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It always seemed to me a sort of clever stupidity only to have one sort of talent - like a carrier pigeon.
George Eliot
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I mean, it is an extraordinary thing that a large proportion of your country and my country, of the citizens, never see a wild creature from dawn 'til dusk, unless it's a pigeon, which isn't really wild, which might come and settle near them.
David Attenborough
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Domestic violence is not a joke...Ever.
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Desegregation is a joke.
Nina Simone
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A symphony is no joke.
Johannes Brahms
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
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The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.
H P Lovecraft
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If you keep up with pop culture, everybody knows the joke.
Shawn Wayans
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If you can take a d..k in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!
Ralphie May
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A joke is a very serious thing
Winston Churchill
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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The joke or the pratfall is easy for me to do.
Sandra Bullock
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
Jimmy Nail
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When in doubt, go for the d..k joke.
Robin Williams
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This is an inside joke and your on the outside!
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
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