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Screw Up A Parking Lot Quotes & Sayings
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If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery.
Michael King
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking places.
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A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
Bill Vaughan
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How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small
Unknown
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Too many children are being parked in substandard day care with workers who make little more than a parking attendant.
Bill Nelson
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Generally, the path of least resistance appeals. Also, I am superb at parallel parking.
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The three major administrative problems on a campus are s.. for the students, athletics for the alumni, and parking for the faculty.
Robert M Hutchins
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tommy Cooper
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She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We was arguing over a parking place. I didn't kill him, though. No, that wasn't me.
Madea
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Screw you for leading me on see ya never...
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
Tommy Cooper
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I find that the three major administrative problems on a campus are s.. for the students, athletics for the alumni and parking for the faculty.
Clark Kerr
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We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas.
Ronald Reagan
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Boys are like parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
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Hey angry people, cheer up. It can always be worse. So no need to get pissed at me for taking a few extra seconds to leave a parking spot.
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Screw being dependable. I'd rather be desirable.
Unknown
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Screw you sleep, I didnt want you either!
Unknown
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Anything you can do I can do better. Any chick you can screw I can get wettterrrr
J Cole
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Dear short people, how do you pay the toll, insert parking ticket and enjoy concerts? I feel bad for you guys.
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I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.
Unknown
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