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Short Adult Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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It wasn't until I became more confident with myself and I put myself forward instead of the jokes; at first it was put the jokes out there and I'm just behind the jokes.
Wanda Sykes
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People always tell me, 'Don't work so much', but I can't help it. I feel like all the things I've done are important to get to this adult stage and now I'm getting all these adult offers, so it's working.
Kirsten Dunst
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When a child hits a child, we call it aggression. When a child hits an adult, we call it hostility. When an adult hits an adult, we call it assault. When an adult hits a child, we call it discipline.
Haim G Ginott
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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I kind of hate Halloween parties. I usually just go for the boos.
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What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business.
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What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy.
Bo Burnham
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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If ugliness was measured in bricks, you would be the great wall of China.
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Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
George Mikes
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I put myself in this position, an adult position, so I have to be an adult and take responsibility for what I did. I've really become at peace with the whole situation.
Jamie Lynn Spears
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As far I'm concerned, being an adult is way more fun than being a kid. But then I was a kid who wanted to be an adult. I'd watch shows like 'Bewitched' and see Darren come home and mix a martini and I'd go, 'That looks awesome! I want to do that!'
Paul Feig
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Deaf jokes aren't funny, I don't want to hear them.
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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Always laugh heartily at the jokes your boss tells, it maybe a loyalty test.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.
Laurence Sterne
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A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Ludwig Wittgenstein
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I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
TS Eliot
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
David Ogilvy
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