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Congratulations on buying a car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds whether you want it to or not.
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Unless your name is GOOGLE...stop acting like you KNOW EVERYTHING...
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You're so much better than A-Rod at concealing your drug use on the job.
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Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be change default to UNSTABLE!
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Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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Deja Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends.
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If I found out I only had a week to live, and could go anywhere in the world, I think I'd go to the hospital because that sounds serious.
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I'll go to great lengths to scavenge other devices for batteries, before I will go out to buy new ones.
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James Gandolfini's heart attack at age 51 has inspired me to get in better shape after I finish rewatching all six seasons of The Sopranos.
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
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Life is too short to waste time on matching socks.
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I can't tell if you have a better life than me, or better photo filters.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.
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This is one of those mornings where I'll be picking the marshmallows out of the Lucky Charms and throwing the rest away.
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
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