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Sleeping Pilleping Pill Quotes & Sayings
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Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
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Now I'mma keep a pill and a blunt. I might pass the motherfu..er but most likely I'mma flunk.
Lil Wayne
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My partner on a pill, my other partner drunk, rollin a lot I'm trying to get fu..ed up.
Waka Flocka Flame
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The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. And it would be even better if some of them choked on it!
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A new vegetarian McD's has opened in India. I kind of want in. It's so wrong, but those fries. Those fries are so right.
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Many people pray as if God were a big aspirin pill; they come only when they hurt.
B Graham Dienert
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We saw a beautiful deer, and I told Jay 'Whatever you do, don't go into the clearing,' and then I made venison sounds and hopped like a deer.
Alison Pill
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Religion is a pill best swallowed without chewing.
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I want to be Michelle Obama when I grow up. Not the First Lady stuff, but the cool mom, great speaker, advocate stuff. She's pretty neato.
Alison Pill
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I would even go to Washington, which is saying something for me, just to glimpse Jane Q. Public, being sworn in as the first female president of the United States, while her husband holds the Bible and wears a silly pill box hat and matching coat.
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I was starting to become impotent through this diet and couldn't perform. How many people who are taking the little blue pill, if they started to change what they are eating most of the time, could change the way their s.. life is?
Morgan Spurlock
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Vicodin, I got addicted to that little pill. The reason I don't talk about it too much in the press is because it isn't funny, and I love to be funny in interviews. If you joke about that period in your life, it doesn't seem right.
Matthew Perry
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I would love a little girl. Our boys are phenomenal, but a girl would just complete our family. But at the moment I take my contraception pill every morning, as now isn't quite the right time. When you're in the public eye they expect you to pop one out every year.
Victoria Beckham
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Suddenly I know I'm not sleeping.
Evanescence
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In the U.S., they just want to know who you're sleeping with.
Susan Sarandon
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Some people swallow the universe like a pill; they travel on through the world, like smiling images pushed from behind.
Robert Louis Stevenson
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Sleeping is not something I do a lot of.
Kelly Ripa
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Even when I'm sleeping I'm thinking of you in my dreams.
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I really need to be alone. I can't deal with someone sleeping next to me.
John Lone
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WHY...ARE...YOU...SLEEPING? -Darla
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