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Sucking Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Hollywood has a way of sucking the world's talent to it.
Richard Linklater
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You think she breast feeding me, Im sucking on her titties.
Kodak Black
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Your sucking me down. It makes me feel, I'm gonna drown It's killing me now.
Saliva
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It's safe to say that if sucking it in were a sport, I'd be an Olympian.
Unknown
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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Is this it? Is this what it's all about, Manny? Eating, drinking, fu..ing, sucking, snorting?
Tony Montana
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Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car. The Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's d..ks quite yet.
Pulp Fiction
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Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.
Doug Coupland
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I'm so unlucky that if I was to fall into a barrel of nipples I'd come out sucking my thumb.
Freddie Starr
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They are very healthy. Yes, they were sucking and breathing on their own and everything when they came out. So there was no need to stay in the hospital. So we took them home the next day.
Cheryl Tiegs
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We, the artists, make the stuff they sell and they're like ticks on our backs, sucking the life out of us.
Malcolm Wilson
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When I like someone a lot, I get scared that I'll let them down. My fear of sucking is worst when I feel like someone thinks I'm good.
Casey Affleck
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My joke, which isn't really a joke, is that there will be one of two tours: the tour for the album that does well, or the tour for the album that stiffs.
Richard Marx
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The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
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Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music. In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent. Kind of like sucking your thumb!
Courtney Love
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I love Spanx...not so much for sucking you in, but more for smoothing you out. Theres nothing I hate more than being able to see someones belly button through their dress.
Kelly Osbourne
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A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you.
Elsa Maxwell
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Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.
Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
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Dear girl seductively sucking a lollipop in her pics. WE GET IT. It's a c*ck. A yummy peen. Too nail on the head.
Dane Cook
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