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Sucking Joke Quotes & Sayings
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White girls, going wild. I murder that pu... now Im on a trial. So wet, I need 4 towels. She sucking d..k like she got four mouths.
Meek Mill
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Being nice to someone you would rather slap isn't being fake...it's just sucking it up and acting like an adult.
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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.
Robert Orben
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I'm just a no-good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime.
Weird Al Yankovic
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I learned that women are soul-sucking leeches who want to dip their heels in tar and stomp on your heart repeatedly until it beats no more.
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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See I'm unemployed with no boss hoe. While y'all sucking d..k for free I'm broke off hoe.
Trina
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Politics, n: Poly "many" + tics "blood-sucking parasites"
Larry Hardiman
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Politics, n: Poly many + tics blood-sucking parasites.
Larry Hardiman
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Last week I did a thing on the Grammys with a Top 10 list. There was a Lindsay Lohan joke about her stealing a Grammy Award. The next day, I got a call from a guy who said, 'Lindsay thought the joke was hilarious! She wants to be on your show!'. I said, 'Great!' I called publicity and said, 'Get the press release out immediately!' It went around the world. People said, 'Are you kidding me?! This will be fantastic! This will be like the Super Bowl'... and then Lindsay Lohan says none of this is happening.
David Letterman
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Being nice to someone you'd rather slap isn't being fake, it's called sucking it up and acting like an adult!
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Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.
Karl Marx
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We had to go all through the night thinking that our baby was dead. When God showed him to us, he wasn't dead, he was sucking his thumb. God had him safe and sound. He is a miracle. He is so healthy, so perfect, and God has really, really blessed us.
Barbara Mandrell
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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Larry Hardiman
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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly' meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks' meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Larry Hardiman
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Desegregation is a joke.
Nina Simone
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It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
Karl Pilkington
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A joke is a very serious thing.
Winston Churchill
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
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