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The Fat Man Maur Quotes & Sayings
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
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There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac Newton was very much smaller than a hippopotamus, but we do not on that account value him less.
Bertrand Russell
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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But everything you do in life has a downside.
Melissa Auf Der Maur
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So, there's only so much you can do with a rock video.
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Music is my love.
Melissa Auf Der Maur
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
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I hate horror movies.
Melissa Auf Der Maur
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I don't want a record company, but I need one, unfortunately.
Melissa Auf Der Maur
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I am for sure a redhead and there aren't that many of us out there in music.
Melissa Auf Der Maur
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Sure, give me an adventure and I'll ride it.
Melissa Auf Der Maur
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
Joe Viterelli
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Your momma is so fat, she climbed in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.
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I swear, I don't mind being fat...Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!
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Yo Mama's so fat she has to wear a wide load sign.
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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Yo momma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.
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