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The First Pork Bar Quotes & Sayings
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There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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Mmmmmmmmmm....You can almost smell the burning pork...Hey you ever thrown rocks at cops?
Tre Cool
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Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
Anne Tyler
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A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for the urban stranger to understand, is that the two statements are connected by an and not by a but.
John Berger
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Politicians say they're beefing up our economy. Most don't know beef from pork.
Harold Lowman
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I wouldn't say I was a good drink maker, but I was a very good hustler. I'd abuse the customers, yell and scream at them and make them wait. If they put money down on the bar and it wasn't enough, I'd go wait on someone else who was giving me enough money. If they put another five down and I made them wait longer, pretty soon there would be $20 on the bar. Then I'd come over and give them a drink.
Ellen Pompeo
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I'm so known as a meat-chef, when I talk about Meatless Monday some people look at me like I've lost my mind. I'm like, look, I'm not saying beef and pork is bad, I love it and I eat it six days a week.
Michael Symon
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Television was supposed to be a national park. Instead it has become a money machine. It's a commodity now, just like pork bellies.
Fred Friendly
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Television was supposed to be a national park. Instead it has become a money machine. It's a commodity now, just like pork bellies.
Fred Friendly
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The defense budget is more than a piggy bank for people who want to get busy beating swords into pork barrels
George Bush
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You know, Hoosiers recognize pork when we see it. And they recognize what bailing out every failing business in America means - We're burying generations under a mountain range of debt.
Mike Pence
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If you salt a chicken the day before cooking, it starts to break down the cell structure of the meat and allows it to take on more flavor and actually helps it to stay more moist. Same goes for a steak, a pork chop. A lot of people brine; we preseason.
Michael Symon
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I want to kiss you at midnight and pork you at dawn.
Unknown
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I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it's me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb chops I do on the grill a lot. But you just can't beat brats.
Nick Offerman
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Racks, pause on the pork. I be going ham ni... I dont need a fork. Ball so hard ni... I dont need a court. Purple label everything ni... I dont need a horse.
Meek Mill
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Just another girl alone at the bar.
3OH!3
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Seriously like who pee's in a bar?
Snooki
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The bar raises as you go.
William H Macy
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In the back of the car, on the way to the bar.
3OH!3
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You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.
Zach Galifianakis
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