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The Monkey May Retire Quotes & Sayings
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
Charles Darwin
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
George Carlin
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Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
H L Mencken
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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey
Mark Twain
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I just might retire here.
James Bond
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I will never retire.
Kate Adie
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I'm never going to retire.
Rene Auberjonois
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I love Bali! Saw a beautiful temple, cliffs, monkey family's and a bunch more!
Jayde Nicole
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And out of a desire essentially to imitate what I was reading, I began to write, like a clever monkey.
Russell Banks
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
ZZ Top
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Even though we're tiny bi...es I don't give a shit. I will fu..ing attack you like a squirrel monkey.
Snooki
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This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
ZZ Top
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Once I retire, I'm retiring. I'm done.
Michael Phelps
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Born of a fallen rib from the monkey's womb. Overcooked by cathode rays evolved to consume.
Angelspit
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As a child I was the best tree climber in our neighbourhood, I was like a little monkey. I've never been afraid of hurting myself or a little physical discomfort.
Rachel Weisz
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Don`t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
Tanya Bianco
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Too much free time is certainly a monkey's paw in disguise. Most people can't handle a structureless life.
Doug Coupland
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I don't intend to retire.
Bobby Knight
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To retire is to die.
Pablo Casals
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