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Toilet Paper Commercial Quotes & Sayings
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The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time.
Bob Monkhouse
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Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.
Charles Bukowski
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Yo, I guess I went commercial, just shot a commercial. When I flew to the set, though, I aint fly commercial.
Nicki Minaj
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Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
Unknown
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When the apocalypse hits at the end of the year, they claim its gonna hit, I could sell that roll we got for free, your toilet paper, for freakin five hundred dollars.
Honey Boo Boo Child
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Yeah, but aint never had an album out or nothin like that, so youll see. Im sellin everything, man. Wall Street Black toilet paper, wipe ya ass, Black! That way you cant be embarrassed by your shi stainssome shit like that.
The Game
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Life is a lot like toilet paper. You're either on a roll...or you're taking shit from some asshole.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
Billy Wilder
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Because these show are live, script pages are being switched during the program and new commercial teases might be yelled in your ear with just enough time to scribble them on scrap paper before reading them.
Randy West
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Sterling
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It is difficult to produce a television documentary that is both incisive and probing when every twelve minutes one is interrupted by twelve dancing rabbits singing about toilet paper.
Rod Serling
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I'm scared to death to fly commercial... I have not flown commercial since 9-11.
Brett Hull
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I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.
Andy Warhol
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It has nothing to do with commercial success. You cannot calculate in your head how to put the mosaic together to make a commercial film: that's out of the question.
Arthur Cohn
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I've just done a commercial in the U.S. in which I talk about stocks, shares and bonds. Everyone is amazed. They ask me: 'You really know about that stuff or did you just learn it for the commercial?' I tell them I wouldn't do it unless I understood and had an interest.
Anna Kournikova
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A commercial is a commercial.
Stephen Stills
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Also, the commercial media in a superior position, really, to any other corporate lobby, because where would people hear about commercial media or corporate media criticism, where would they hear criticism of them other than in the commercial media?
Robert McChesney
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I'ma pull paper, it's all about the papers. bi...es talkin' paper then how they wanna .... us.
Dmx
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I try not to change my political point of view from paper to paper.
Jonathan Shapiro
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I always liked spending my money, even when I was a kid, when I had a paper round or paper route, as they call it over here.
Elton John
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