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Toilet Paper Roll Quotes & Sayings
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Being a parent means that everything in your house has been used as a toilet at least once...
Unknown
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You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
Carolyn Heilbrun
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It's better to have someone who cheats than someone who doesn't flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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It is better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than with someone who does not flush the toilet.
Uma Thurman
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You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit.
Unknown
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Yea I'm the shit, you can be the toilet...cuz I'm shittin on you.
Unknown
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"Montague's just been found in a toilet, Sir.
Draco Malfoy
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Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
Eric Carr
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'Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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ni... I'm the shit, get the fu.. up out my toilet.
Lil Wayne
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'So lovely of you to leave wee on the toilet sea.' Said no one ever.
Unknown
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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
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My mom told me if she ever got mad at me she'd flush 'me' down the toilet.
Alexa Vega
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I always have my best thoughts on the toilet, so thats where that sage wisdom was coming from.
Charlie Day
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School uses a lot of paper, paper comes from trees, trees give us oxygen, we need oxygen to live. Oh, cool. Teachers want to kill me.
Unknown
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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?'
Matthew Broderick
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My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet. I was so screwed up.
Jessica Hahn
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I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together.
Unknown
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