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Underwear Puns Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Underwear Puns" sorted by relevance. 107 matching entries found.
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The truth is, I'd never seen a Cary Grant film. Since then I have watched his stuff and it's astounding, but I don't see any similarity between us. Except for the fact that I'm told he used to wear ladies' underwear, which is something I also do.
Hugh Grant
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I want my personal life to be personal...How about I go peek in your window, take what underwear you wore last night, whose husband you were fu..ing, and shove that in the megaphone throughout your neighborhood? How does that feel?
Jeremy Renner
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Calvin had finally taken a look at the ET tape, and he had reacted just as she had expected he would. He loved it; he loved me. Suddenly he was thinking of me for everything: underwear, jeans, suits, even the Escape fragrance campaign.
Michael Bergin
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I do get quite a bit of fan mail and most of it is just nice normal stuff. But I have had underwear sent to me and one pair had my face on, which was rather weird. My mom sorts through some of it for me and its the best job for a mom to do, they love it!
Channing Tatum
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I'm respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick's Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear.
Unknown
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In my hand luggage I always have my camera, iPod, make-up bag, tooth brush, cleansing products, clean underwear, socks and a change of clothes in case anything goes missing at the other end - and of course my passport.
Lisa Snowdon
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What I think makes it difficult to not be taken seriously is falling on your face drunk all the time or running around without your underwear on. It's not that difficult to get dressed, and it's not that difficult to keep yourself under a level of control.
Sophia Bush
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Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.
Unknown
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Beauty is not how you look, not how handsome you are, not your figure too. Beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.
Unknown
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I have belly fat like everybody else, and I don't want to be airbrushed on the cover of a magazine. I don't want someone to swap out my stomach with a supermodel's. I don't want dirty old men looking at me in my underwear.
Amanda Seyfried
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Scientists have discovered that the longer people stay married, the more they begin to look alike. After 25 years you better start putting name tags in your underwear. Happy Anniversary.
Unknown
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Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always operated in business.
Joseph P Kennedy
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Whenever you're sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That's the way I always operated in business.
Joseph P Kennedy
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Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!
Joel Madden
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I hate when people always use YOLO to make a sentence sound cool, 'Just bought underwear, YOLO.'
Unknown
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I hate the whole reluctant s..-symbol thing. It's such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don't want to be a s.. symbol.
Ben Affleck
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Guys should be clean and their underwear free of skid-marks. If they are not then run as fast as you can in the other direction and never date him again. Guys should also be funny, have a great smile, be trustworthy and have a good relationship with his mom.
Jennifer Love Hewitt
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If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
Unknown
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Friends are like underwear .... Some crawl up your ass... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are cheap and just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your a.. when u need them too.
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I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes... sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage.
Puff Daddy
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