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Vine Choking Quotes & Sayings
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The vine bears three kinds of g....s: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust.
Diogenes
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So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
Tim Vine
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Yes, Carl Vine stuck around. He's now number one composer for choreography.
Graeme Murphy
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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CONGRATULATIONS! You've won a lifetime supply of air: Not valid under water, in space, when dead, or while choking.
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The vine bears three kinds of g....s: the first of pleasure, the second of intoxication, the third of disgust
Diogenes
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So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'
Tim Vine
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Be unselfish. That is the first and final commandment for those who would be useful and happy in their usefulness. If you think of yourself only, you cannot develop because you are choking the source of development, which is spiritual expansion through thought for others.
Charles William Eliot
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George of the Jungle is a cartoon. He's a guy who swings around on a vine all day. Are you not buying that?
Brendan Fraser
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I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.
Tim Vine
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Oh wait, that was me, Oh wait that was me. I froze to death. My last words choking your breath.
Jonny Craig
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When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, Ours.
Vine Deloria Jr
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Botanically speaking, tomatoes are the fruit of a vine, just as are cucumbers, squashes, beans and peas.
Horace Gray
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I sit on a man's back, choking him and making him carry me, and yet assure myself and others that I am very sorry for him and wish to ease his lot by all possible means - except by getting off his back.
Leo Tolstoy
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The fruit is rotten, the serpent's eyes shine, as he wraps around the vine. If you wanna get closer to him, get on your knees and start praying.
Genesis
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With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.
Tim Vine
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You twisted your's when you were choking it! - Beavis
Beavis And Butthead
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You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse.
Omar Khayyam
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Among the weeds choking out growth and good government are the hundreds of boards, commissions, and advisory committees that have sprouted over the years. They devour time, money, and energy far beyond any real contribution they make.
Mitch Daniels
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Losing streaks are funny. If you lose at the beginning you got off to a bad start. If you lose in the middle of the season, you're in a slump. If you lose at the end, you're choking.
Gene Mauch
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