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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.
Groucho Marx
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I intend to live forever, or die trying.
Groucho Marx
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
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That feeling when you wake up and have a good morning text knowing that you're on someones mind when they wake up.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx
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I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book, and does.
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No man goes before his time unless the boss leaves early.
Groucho Marx
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.
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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Groucho Marx
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Groucho Marx
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Even when I took the drugs I realized that this just wasn't fun anymore. The drugs had become a part of my routine. Something to wake me up. Something to help me sleep. Something to calm my nerves. There was a time when I was able to wake up, go to sleep, and have fun without a pill or a line to help me function. These days it felt like I might have a nervous breakdown if I didn't have them.
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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx
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