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White Man Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "White Man Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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I was given a White House - well, you will have to ask the White House that. But I asked to attend the White House briefing because I was, you know, because I wanted to report on the activities there.
Jeff Gannon
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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Why don't they go ahead and change the name of the White House to the West House. They want to do away with the heritage of White Settlement and destroy the history of White Settlement.
Alan Price
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How many advantages can one person have? I'm a white man!
Louis CK
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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The white man knows how to make everything, but he does not know how to distribute it.
Sitting Bull
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In this white man world we the one's chosen.
Kanye West
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Sure, I look like a white man. But my heart is as black as anyone's here.
George C Wallace
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For the black man there is only one destiny. And it is white.
Frantz Fanon
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My father was the first to see through the schemes of the white man.
Chief Joseph
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I miss you like a white man misses slavery.
Unknown
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You don't think it was because a white man wrote it, a black man wrote it, a green man wrote it. What - doesn't make a difference! Doesn't make a difference. I think he did a good job.
Cab Calloway
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Man I like my drinks high, my lights low and I'm stacking paper like trifolds. 'Til my momma neighbors them white folks. 'Til my account triple O, oh, triple o, oh. Man the bank teller thought it was a typo.
Big Sean
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Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.
Calvin Coolidge
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Why does the garbage man always forget the white trash.
Peyton Sawyer
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I work like a mexican, spend like a white man.
Lupe Fiasco
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A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.
E B White
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