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Woody Allen Rules Quotes & Sayings
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
Woody Allen
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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
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s.. relieves tension - love causes it.
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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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Infatuation is when you think he's as s..y as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody Allen, and as athletic as Jimmy Conners. Love is when you realize that he's as s..y as Woody Allen, as smart as Jimmy Connors, as funny as Ralph Nader, as athletic as Henry Kissinger and nothing like Robert Redford - but you'll take him anyway.
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Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
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I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
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If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Pamela Andersons fingertips.
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If Woody Allen called me, I'd be there straight away. Who wouldn't? Truly.
Julie Delpy
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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