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Your So Fat Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Their diet is basically boiled vegetables, fish and rice. No fat, no sugar. You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
Arsene Wenger
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Dear gym teacher, how the hell are you fat? Sincerely, you teach exercise for a living!
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I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover¦Hes amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses.
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Because Buffy really has become the straight man, every once in a while it's nice to be the one that tells the joke and it's nice to be the one that is the joke and it's nice to do something that's a little bit different.
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Anorexia isn't about being fat, it's about having fat.
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I kind of eat anything, so I guess I have to work on that. But all in moderation. When I was in the UK, I had scones with clotted cream, which is like pure fat, but a lot of fat is delicious, so I couldnt help myself.
Anna Kendrick
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Being fat and ugly gets tiresome...
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Complaining about being fat but going to McDonalds anyway
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I'm not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.
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Nothing is wrong with being fat or overweight...
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After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that has worked a bunch of times and then one night it'll flop. And that's when I really take a hard look at myself and say: 'Well, that crowd is obviously wrong. That crowd has absolutely no idea what it's talking about.'
Aziz Ansari
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I don't think fat is pretty. If I saw some big fat leopard walking through the jungle, I'd start laughing. Or if I was at the races, I saw some 150-lb. greyhound running against the other lean greyhounds, I'd start laughing too. It doesn't seem very natural. It doesn't look healthy. It doesn't look sleek or stealth. It looks funny. I think that's why people through history laugh at fat people. They're round and funny-looking.
Kirstie Alley
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I don't think it's a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef's a fat pig.
Gordon Ramsay
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Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
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Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I`m getting fat!
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My girlfriend hates when I make jokes about her weight. She needs to lighten up.
Nikhil Saluja
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Happy Fat Tuesday everyone! Indulge while you can, for we start fasting in the next few weeks to come.
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Shit I hate when skinny people complain how fat they are.
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I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all.
Morton Feldman
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Life is like a box of chocolate's, it doesn't last long for fat people.
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